Small Town Tees
Dannevirke – Take a liking to a Viking
Why wouldn’t you like this horny, flame haired, axe wielding, warrior viking, the symbol of the mighty Dannevirke, ready to fight any sheep or cow that comes it’s way. Wear it like a champion.
Kaikoura Krays – Nothing but Net
The daily catch doesn’t get much tougher than Kaikoura Krays, breathing in the salty sea air, surrounded by seaweed and spotting fur seals. No preservatives or additives in this patch, just bulging guns striking fear into the hearts of land lovers.
Te Puke – Stop and taste
Stop and taste a slice of this fly, farming, fresh, floppy hat wearing five o’clock stubble kiwifruit, found famously on top of a fluffy pav near you.
Too Right – Manatainoka
Too right small towns are the foundation and the heart and soul of New Zealand, just like jandals, stubbies, handle bar moustaches, floppy hats and beer. Throw them all together and without a doubt you get a sexy, strapping, superstructure for brewing stout and stealing the shells.
Invercargill’s Fastest Indian
World famous for the Indian Scout motorcycle, Invercargill’s hometown folk hero is one piston packing apache, tomahawk in hand, mohawk flying in the breeze, spot him if you can.
Get buff in Bluff
Think of Bluff and think of the pearl of the south, the ass end of New Zealand and the home of the Bluff Oyster. Filled with hard, buff hairy seamen and southerners who like nothing more than working out, sipping back oysters and hooking chicks.